Philosophy: I Think Therefore I’m Broke. 

Perfect for students, professors, armchair philosophers, or anyone who took any route other than law with their degree.... We all know what it's like to spend too much time questioning life and not enough time making rent.
 
A clever mash-up of Descartes and the realities of the modern world, this design is equal parts academic humor and existential truth. Great conversation starter in classrooms, conferences, or anywhere you find yourself leaving empty-handed--because who can afford to both buy things and think these days, anyway?

Product Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Size chart in image scroll.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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